We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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