Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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