I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just pee around me
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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