fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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