How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
im on a boat
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