He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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