Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
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I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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