I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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