over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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