My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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