I think I won the penis lottery.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
