i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
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stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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