Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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