Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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