You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
