Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
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Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I'm having to shit out rocks
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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