we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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