Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
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Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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