eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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