eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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