I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
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