what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I came so hard my ears popped.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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