Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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