Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
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Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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