we're blogging at a bar
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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