I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize