She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
We left the knife in your bed.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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