At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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