I got chris browned last night
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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