There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
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I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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