Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
this boner is exhausting
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They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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