He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
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I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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