...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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