i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
we made out on top of his cat.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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