How is your vagina???
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
I hate all girls vehemently.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.