If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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