i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Hippo gnu deer
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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