you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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