So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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