so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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