i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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