I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
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I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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