I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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