I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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Sext me about skeletons
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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