she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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