i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Randomize
