I just pynch a tree in the face
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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