Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
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Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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