So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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