So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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