i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
How's work?
Spinning.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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