i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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