The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
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I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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