porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
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Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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