I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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