we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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