Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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