its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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