Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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