Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
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also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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