matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
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Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
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I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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